Me: Wow, I'm home alone.

Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL

Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG

Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE

Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE

Family: *comes home*

Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*